Lean Six Sigma Mascots (Bentley, Chester, and Vinnie)
Vinnie the Lover
Lean Six Master Black Belt
Hey everyone. My name is Vinnie the Lover. Why you ask?
Because ....
I love steak, I love cake, i love to lick you on the face
I love to hug, to kiss your mug, i love to snuggle on the rug
I love to eat, love doggie treats, I even love your stinky feet
I love school, I'm so cool, I love to drool on Chester's food.
I love to rhyme, I love to rap, when I shake my head my cheeks will flap
I love to sleep, I love to snore, i love to bark at knocking doors
Bentley
"Excuse me, Vinnie, I'm sorry to interrupt your rap, but I saw that you listed yourself as a Lean Six Master Black Belt, when you just enrolled in the Lean Six Sigma Green Belt Program?"
Hey everyone, my name is Vinnie, I just enrolled into the Lean Six Sigma Green Belt Program, Bentley is the instructor, but he will soon learn who the real boss is around here.
Vinnie
That's correct Bentley, its because I am bigger than you. Woof
You can run, but I will catch ya,
You may be fast, but I am faster,
I will be the Lean Six Master!
Bentley
That's NOT how the program works
Chester
"I know Bentley, I'm just against dog overpopulation"
Bentley"Well, I can't argue with that." .... Wait WTF?
Chester the Fat Cat
Lean Six Sigma Sigma White Belt Student
I have been pursuing a Lean Six Sigma White Belt for the past 2 years. My Instructor "Bentley" says the light will eventually go on, but I see very well in the dark. I do plan on doing a Kaizen project as soon as i understand what it is. Bentley said i should start with a project charter but i think i should start with either Tuna or Chicken and Gravy. I'm hopeful a certification will help others overlook my failed drug test for having too much cat nip. Ok it's nap time.
Bentley the Small Dog
Certified Lean Six Sigma Black Belt
While I completed my Lean Six Sigma Black Belt Certification, i can't prove it right now on account that i ate my certificate. I am coaching Chester the Fat Cat, but he keeps falling asleep anytime i try to teach him anything. I am a people person and get along with others real well, except when they don't give me treats, then i lose my cool.
I have special powers in that i can control others with my mind. For example, i can make you take me for a walk outside just by standing by the door. My masters are kinda freaks, for instance, they like to pick up my poops with the utmost care, storing them in plastic bags, and saving them in these treasure bins. I don't really know what they do with them, but they get really excited every time a drop a duce, telling me i am such a good boy. I don't judge them, its what they do, i'm cool with it after all these years.
I do plan on starting some social media accounts so you can all follow me and the stinky Cat Chester, but hope you will give me more likes because i am cuter that that Fatty Cat.
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Lean Six Sigma Football
Chester eventually loses the mouse (Mouse Survives)
- Chester catches a mouse on the 30-yard line
- Who will score first? Chester the Cat or the Mouse?
- Chester has the advantage in size, height, and power
- Mouse has the advantage in size, height, and agility
- So who will win Power or Agility?
Breaking News: Bentley conquers an Alligator by riding on his back
True or False Story? You Decide
Lean Six Sigma Instructor: "A statistical hypothesis is a hypothesis that is testable on the basis of observed data modelled as the realised values taken by a collection of random variables."
Bentley: "Whatever dude, I'm riding a Freaking Alligator"
Lean Six Sigma Instructor: "A set of data is modelled as being realised values of a collection of random variables having a joint probability distribution in some set of possible joint distributions. "
Bentley: "An Alligator in a pool - I rule the universe"
Adventures & Experiences
Bentley and Chester Sharing some of their Adventures and Experiences
Chester " While Bentley can control the Hoomans with his mind, I can control Bentley and the Planet when I put my SuperChester suit on"
Bentley "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone"
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Bentley Trains Chester on SIPOC
What Pets Say About Lean Six Sigma
"The Black Belt initially caught my interest because I associated it with going outside for a walk. Later when i found out it was a methodology used to improve processes, I choose to get certifed so i could understand how to control the process of getting treats, especially bacon."
Bentley, Certified Lean Six Sigma Black Belt
"I really don't care what color a belt is, i just love them, i chase them, i catch them, and then i chew on them.
It's true i am pursuing a white belt right now, Bentley's my coach, i don't know why, because i am not going to give him a treat. He doesn't realize I ate his bacon, already"
Chester, Currently pursuing Lean Six Sigma White Belt
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Bacon Cause & Effect Diagram
Root Cause Analysis (Bathtub Curve)
Looking out the Window - Chester Reflections
If You Don't Talk to Him About CatNip, then Who Will?